Saturday, January 30, 2010

I HATE YOU ALL! STOP DISTURD MY FRIEND! :((((((

I couldn’t understand what’s the hell of the reason that causes they being so childish.
Pengsan la.tak boleh pakai juga.
As an outsider, I felt so shame when I heard about that!
How shameless and childish are they!
Do all of you think that you all will receive the enthusiastic ovation from others in the end?
The answer is obvious, HELL NO!
What you all will get in the end is the saliva of despise!
And you all will be the big loser in the end of this game!
I look down at all of you!
Stop wasting you time and try to do the foolish and silly things again.

Attention to the hordes of bastard! Look at here!
She is the apple of her parents and siblings too!
If the others criticize you like the way you all criticize her, may I ask you, what do your parents feel?
What is the base on you all treating her like this?
What the trash!
Please stop it ok?
And who those are don’t know what is the situation going on now, STOP simply criticizing her!
What the bitches and bastards!


And you! What a wimp!
Do you know how to protect your girlfriend when she attacked by others?
I really look down on you!
How you being a boyfriend like this?! WTF
Where are you RIGHT NOW?
You still can keep quiet at this moment? WTF
You still can sit at there and watch the war between them quietly at this moment?

Come on, are you a guy?

SHE IS SERIOUSLY NEEDS YOU RIGHT NOW!


WAKE UP, YOU BASTARD!



There is nothing wrong with her ok?



Bastards please
You all better wake up from that stupid weak ass shit dream!

Monday, January 25, 2010

FUNNY!

This is a great love letter i ever seen!
I swear it's very funny!
I laugh like crazy when read it. XD

Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐


From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.

Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.

妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.

When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.

也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情

I think l should introduce myself to you.

我想應該介紹一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25

我叫李大偉 , 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧! )

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.

我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.

我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。

I do early [词语过滤-#1] every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..

我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,

and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。

( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。 )



Like Your people

喜歡妳的人

Thursday, January 7, 2010

写华语

前几天,我的朋友说我老是写英语。
哎哟,我又不是在秀啦。

人家是因为爱朗才写的吗。
我也是超想写华语,好不好?
其实写华语我才会真正不会感到一丝丝的压力。
因为华语是从小到大陪着我的第一语言。
所以我爱华语。
华教是我的根。
任谁也无法改变这个事实。
只有在讲华语,我才感到轻松。
当然我还是会把英语搞到非常好。
有时真的很希望全世界是中国的天下。
天天讲华语。
连红毛人都讲华语。嘻嘻~

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Haiz..

Tomorrow is the day of open school.
I've to wake up early morning everyday.T___T
So tired man.
I'm going to change uniform.hohoho~
It's only for librarian.
And this new uniform same like the uniform of SJK(C) Chung Hwa Presbyterian.
But it's only for prefect.
And the most annoying thing is:we've to change school shoes.
I do not want!
This is because of my old school shoes have been accompanying me for 4 years.
I had never change it.
I do not want to wear black shoes.T___T
But,I want to wear new uniform!

Start from tomorrow,I'm a Form 5 student.
Start from tomorrow,I will reduce the time of play computer.
Start from tomorrow,I couldn't have long nails again.
Start from tomorrow,I will hear about: girl,pin up your hair,potong kuku awak and bla bla bla..
Bored!
And the most most annoying sound: TAN JI RO!
Wuwuwu..T___T
4 years. 4 years all the teachers have been call me like that.
Some of them called me Tan Ji Rao.wth.
T________T
Even chinese teachers also.
Haiz.it's ok.it's ok.
I accepted it.
When're you going to call me Tan Jie Rou?